Jolly Joe's

"Grab your root beer, hold it high

Whack your shipmate in the eye

Yank his hair and break his nose

Watch your back, its Jolly Joe's!"

Overview
"...Far as anyone knows, Jolly Joe's has been a spot on the seas as long as any port has. Any Voyager young or old lookin' for good fun and good drinking would be wise to dock there for an evenin' or two and enjoy the company. Never met a sour sailor at Joe's... leastaways, not a man who kept sour for long, with his ears to the music and his eyes to the maids. O' course, one never can tell what'll happen admits the roars of laughter and song, once the dice get rollin' and the ale starts pourin', says I, but you're fixed to have an evening worth telling about, sure as the Barrels' Beard."